Funny White Elephant Gifts

Table of Content

• Gifts for Kids: 59 of the Best Toys for Kids
• Freak In The Sheets Mug Funny Freak In The Sheets Excel Mug Gift Idea For Coworkers, Accounting, Boss, Friend
• — Novelty Pump Beverage Dispenser White Elephant Gift
• — Wine Condoms
• Big Cocks 2023 Wall Calendar - A Classy Collection of Rooster Photos
• Italian Meat Candle

Give a couch potato some fresh air with this inflatable lounger couch, made for the great outdoors. The double layer fabric and two-port design make this super comfy lounger virtually leak-proof, meaning hours of relaxation in the sun, on dry land or water. If you are in need of fan support, this instant audience hand controller will give you access to laughter, applause, and even boos. You’ll be able to have control over the sort of response you get so that you can finally get the credit you deserve, or get a crowd to help you boo things you don’t like. Whether he models it for you or not, this mankini will make the ultimate Christmas gift for a male colleague, friend, or relative. With the cute reindeer design, this men’s thong features googly eyes and a pompom nose, and even has removable bells on the straps so everyone knows he’s coming.

The set has a divot in the top to keep loose items like crackers safe from spilling and has a built-in drawer for the cheese knife set for slicing tasty cheeses. Give the gift of annoyance by surprising your friends and family with this endlessly singing birthday card filled with glitter. Watching this little thing spin on sunny days brings me great joy, and also people will probably be really confused when they unwrap this, prompting good conversation.

Gifts for Kids: 59 of the Best Toys for Kids

They may be just the sort of quirky white elephant gift that causes a stir and gets people trading for them again and again. Buy a stash of TicTacs and set to work, printing these free labels to attach to the boxes. Suddenly you have a collection of snowman poop, candy cane seeds, reindeer noses and more to slip into everyone’s stockings for a fun gift idea that’s cheap and easy. Any music lover, podcast streamer or audiobook addict will wonder how they ever lived without this handy little speaker. The JBL Flip offers incredible sound quality, seamless pairing and effortless portability.

It’s all in a good cause though, as every sale helps animals in need. Those who spend too much time in the toilet will appreciate being given something to do while they ponder, and this golf game is perfect. Small enough to fit in front of the loo, this putting game even comes with a ‘do not disturb’ sign to hang on the door. If there’s someone who’s burrito barmy on your Christmas list this year, this blanket will make the ideal gift.

Freak In The Sheets Mug Funny Freak In The Sheets Excel Mug Gift Idea For Coworkers, Accounting, Boss, Friend

This is the sort of gift that will leave them scratching their heads, and once you press the button and it starts yodeling, the party can finally start. They say that one size fits most men, and surely most men would care to disagree. This gift will definitely get passed around and cause quite a conversation at the white elephant exchange, and it will be interesting to see who is bold enough to take it home. Every home has someone who takes too long in the bathroom.

While many of the items on Etsy are handmade, you’ll also find craft supplies, digital items, and more. Gift cards are often considered to be ‘boring’; giving and receiving them will be more fun when they’re hidden inside this elf snot. Read the blog post to find out how to make the slime, along with ideas for other festive DIY gifts to have a go at this Christmas. It’s 5PM on Christmas Eve and you realize you’ve forgotten to buy a gift for someone. The only place open is a filling station, so what do you do? Buy a stash of batteries, wrap them up and attach the downloadable ‘gift not included’ label for a last minute useful and funny gift.

— Novelty Pump Beverage Dispenser White Elephant Gift

Just super glue a dime to an inexpensive necklace, ring or pair of earrings, and you are done. Introduce somebody to the joys of natural skin care with a set of cruelty-free Burt’s Bees essentials. This apron is great for the self-described grill sergeant, and includes everything they need to master the grill.

Available in 4 sizes, this circular throw looks just like a giant flour tortilla and is made from a soft flannel fabric so they can roll themselves up in comfort. The bubbles glow when exposed to UV light, giving off a vibrant shade of blue. These Glow In The Dark Bubbles make for an awesome party gift.

— Wine Condoms

However, when you buy something through our retail links, we may earn an affiliate commission. This adorable battery-powered Rilakkuma-shaped light adds a touch of coziness wherever you decide to place him. Plus, it features an one-hour auto-off feature to save power. For pet owners who obsessed with their pooches, this customizable crochet gift will brighten their day. Depending on what other guests bring, these top-rated Crest 3D Whitestrips have hottest-gift potential.

Upon opening this seemingly run-of-the-mill wooden box, a life-like rubber spider will immediately jump out to scare whoever removed the lid. Brighten your day with the misery of others by watching them trying to pry open this impossible to open can of pistachios. No matter how hard they try, they’ll never open this completely closed four ounce tin. Instantly ruin someone’s day by sending them this spring loaded glitter bomb. Upon opening the nondescript package, 40 grams of glitter will immediately blast out and over everything in sight. Ensure the kids never have another restful night by placing this scary peeper window hanging mask outside of their bedroom.

Rooster Art - Unique Funny Gift

Every white elephant needs a few gems for people to fight over, and highly collectible East Fork mugs are a great candidate for belle of the ball. Tampopo, one of the best food movies of all time, is just a straight-up good gift. Perfect for snuggle bunnies, this cozy sweatshirt is made using lightweight fleece for the ultimate comfort.

Erin HuffstetlerForget careful thought and consideration. If you have an important decision to make, a simple game of rock, paper, scissors can sort it out for you. No one should ever be without these vital decision-making tools, which is why everyone needs to carry a portable decision kit. Or take things a step further, and fill a box with scratched lottery tickets. Just ask someone you know who plays the lotto to save their losing tickets for you, and you will not have any money tied up in this gift. Erin HuffstetlerSurprise someone with a dime n’ necklace, a dime n’ ring, or a pair of dime n’ earrings.

DIY White Elephant Gift Ideas

The recipient of this gift will look like they’ve had a fight in a pizzeria when wearing this pepperoni pizza hooded jumpsuit. It might not be ‘business casual’, but whatever they may say otherwise, they’ll look forward to leaving the office so they can put it on when they get home. If they spend time on the internet, they must have seen the Screaming Goat. Star of a myriad of viral videos and memes, the goat now comes as a miniature toy which screams out loud when his head is pressed. There’s even a 32-page booklet filled with fascinating goat-y facts. Who hasn’t used Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide whose turn it is to do the dishes or to take the trash out?

Dog lovers will be appalled when they open their gift to see a Pet Butler box inside. Made to disguise a real gift, this empty box features a dog on the front wearing a vest with a butler’s tray on top, along with the description ‘serving vest for dogs’. It’s said that many women prefer a Dad Bod, so give someone an instant beer belly with this hilarious and lifelike fanny pack. Highly detailed complete with hair and a belly button, this waist pocket will give even the skinniest of guys the ideal tum to tempt the ladies. When you have a group of people to buy token gifts for, Christmas can get expensive. Ease the financial burden with these cute packs of Grinch Pills and Reindeer Poop which cost next to nothing but will make the recipient smile.

Italian Meat Candle

This official competition sized table is complemented by ergonomic wooden handles and steel player rods that spin and slide with ease. Since 1995, Epicurious has been the ultimate food resource for the home cook, with daily kitchen tips, fun cooking videos, and, oh yeah, over 33,000 recipes. I guarantee nobody will have any idea what this is when it’s all wrapped up—and it’s certifiably Fun to Shake. Another gift that will make any children present absolutely freak out.